Ah Tiong

I have a friend named Ah Tiong. He brings me to many places like the tip of an erupting volcano, cycling then leave me halfway, library but realizes halfway that he don't like seeing me read so drags me out for a beating. He even brought me over to Jupiter but did not like me wearing spacesuits so he took mine off. It might be a very abusive relationship but he's Ah Tiong leh!